We do a lot of updates and links often go missing. That's why you're on this page. We're really sorry but we ask Google as often as we can to remove the dead links from their search engine results but it takes a bit of time.

We've tried to grease Google's mighty wheels to speed things up. We've offered gold, jewels and frankincense but that hasn't worked. In fact, we've done everything bar human sacrifice, mostly because we can't find any volunteers. If you're keen to be thrown into an active, roiling volcano then please get in touch with Greg. If that doesn't appeal to you then please click here and you'll be taken to our home page. We're sure you'll find something appealing there.

Sacrifice to Google